Death to Smoochy
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1:01:01
Where am I supposed to go?
1:01:03
-Put your slippers on and get out!
-Please! I need help!

1:01:07
I don't care anymore. I helped you.
You abused it.

1:01:14
-I missed you so much!
-I missed you too, pal.

1:01:17
Sheldon, look, I been practicing
and practicing.

1:01:21
I'm getting good at it.
You want to see me march?

1:01:24
No, but you're going to anyway.
1:01:30
You gotta love him.
1:01:33
First, the good news.
I've given it thought and decided...

1:01:37
...I am gonna do the ice show.
1:01:42
Now I got a bar mitzvah boy!
That's a great decision.

1:01:45
After everything, I realized...
1:01:48
...it's a crime to waste your power.
1:01:50
-Rock bottom is a college education.
-Ready for the really good news?

1:01:55
I'm doing it myself.
1:01:57
No sponsors, no vendors, no crooks.
1:01:59
Not one dirty hand will touch this.
1:02:02
No one's gonna make
a penny off of these kids.

1:02:05
The Smoochy on Ice show
will be squeaky clean.

1:02:08
As far as the refreshments go,
they will be provided by me.

1:02:13
And for free.
1:02:14
Sodium-free pretzels, apple slices,
organic smoothies. Everything healthy.

1:02:19
-Wanna hear the best part?
-I'm holding my breath.

1:02:23
Half the profits will go to
rebuild the Coney Island Drug Clinic!

1:02:27
Are you telling me you wanna
give away half the profits?

1:02:30
-Not half. AII.
-All the profits!

1:02:33
The other half we use to fund
education programs.

1:02:36
Big junkies come from little junkies.
We'll nip it in the bud.

1:02:40
You can't do a show
and cut out the vendors.

1:02:43
Not the Parade of Hope.
It's suicide.

1:02:46
No, it's not.
You're the one who taught me.

1:02:48
You got muscle,
you make the rules.

1:02:50
I'll tell you something,
I'm feeling strong right now.

1:02:54
I got my clout back
and I'm gonna use it.

1:02:57
Make it happen.

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