1:07:03
He slams the door, he stomps his feet
1:07:06
Sends me to bed with zilch to eat
1:07:10
But my stepdad's not mean
He's just adjusting
1:07:16
His temper's bad and he's a slob
He's bitter cause he lost his job
1:07:21
But my stepdad's not mean
He's just adjusting
1:07:26
So three cheers for the man
That I proudly call Stan
1:07:32
He's not quite a dad or a brother
1:07:35
Yes, he gets cross
But still, he's the boss
1:07:40
And besides he takes care of my mother
1:07:44
Be patient with new friends like Stan
1:07:47
It's tough to be Mom's second man
1:07:50
But your stepdad's not mean
He's just adjusting
1:07:56
So remember, kids, a stepdad
is a lot like a new puppy.
1:08:00
They need patience while
they adjust to their surroundings.
1:08:04
But remember, if he's ever abusive
to you or Mommy...
1:08:07
...what are the magic numbers?
1:08:09
911!
1:08:12
That's right!
1:08:13
Now, I am very excited...
1:08:16
...to introduce a surprise visitor
to Jungle Land!
1:08:21
Welcome, all the way from
the Lalwood Downs Rhino Preserve...
1:08:26
...my cousin, Moochy!
1:08:33
Come on down here, Mooch!
1:08:36
You big drink of water! How are you?
1:08:40
Thanks for coming all this way!
1:08:42
Say hello to the boys
and girls out there.
1:08:53
My name is Moochy.
1:08:56
Yes, we've established that.
1:08:58
This costume's
making my nuts itch.