Death to Smoochy
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1:12:20
Former heavyweight contender
Lawrence "Spinner" Dunn...

1:12:23
...was found shot to death in a
rhinoceros outfit early this morning.

1:12:28
How'd you hit the wrong rhino?
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Who knew he had a cousin?
They're identical.

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Smoochy's fuchsia, Moochy's burgundy!
Read a paper!

1:12:37
-You have to go back to kindergarten?!
-All you said was hit the rhino.

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-I'm not taking the blame for this.
-I'm not through yet, rhino.

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Your time will come!
1:12:52
-He wanted to be in the show so bad.
-Stop torturing yourself.

1:12:56
I'm sorry, Spinner. I'm so sorry.
1:13:00
-He loved you, Shel.
-I know.

1:13:02
I guarantee that fucking Randolph
has seen his last rainbow.

1:13:06
We'll cut off his balls
and shove them up his ass!

1:13:10
Maybe we should leave
it for the cops.

1:13:12
Cops won't do the ball thing.
Against policy.

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Don't forget, this was meant for you.
1:13:17
From now on, everywhere you go, we go!
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-I'll be fine.
-Fine, nothing!

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As Christ is my witness,
no one's touching a hair on you!

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-Spinner would've wanted it that way.
-Poor Spinner.

1:13:29
All right, boys. Let's go pray
and get shitfaced.

1:13:32
Yeah, you do that.
1:13:35
You have one for me, okay?
1:13:37
Try not to hurt anyone, Roy.
What would Jesus do?


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