:08:00
... three, two, one, check.
:08:03
Oh bullocks, I don't believe this!
:08:05
What is it now, Witherspoon?.
:08:06
I've left my watch at the barracks, sarge.
:08:08
You want to take a breather
every once in a while, son, you'll live longer.
:08:10
Nice work, Spoon, you tosser.
:08:12
Took the words right out of my mouth.
:08:13
And you'll be taking my boot out your mouth
in a minute, Joe, you baldy twat!
:08:17
Pissing hell!
:08:18
Close shave,eh Joe?.
:08:19
Oh, this shit is totally bone!
:08:21
The most important football match
of my life is playing tonight...
:08:23
... and I'm stuck up the backside of beyond
without so much as...
:08:26
... a six-pack or a telly!
:08:27
Yeah, well, that's the Army for you.
:08:28
Hey, it's England v Germany, man.
:08:30
Full-on footy war!
:08:31
Yeah, well, it's nothing Iike this at all then,
is it Joe?.
:08:33
It's just an exercise. Hardly life or death.
:08:36
Don't bet on it, Joe, you're fucking slaying me!
:08:38
If you'd paid any attention at all
during the briefing, Kirkley...
:08:41
... you'd know exactIy who we were up against
on this harmless little exercise, wouldn't you?.
:08:43
-And who's that then?.
-Special Forces, you plonker!
:08:47
Bollocks to them!
:08:48
All right, all right.
:08:50
Now Iisten up, I'm gonna make this quick
and to the point...
:08:52
... because, just Iike you, all I wanna do
is get home...
:08:54
...jump into a warm bed with a nice hot woman
and watch the footy!
:08:58
Planning on scoring, sarge?.
:08:59
Yeah, well, mind you don't fouI her
in the penalty box.
:09:01
All right, button it, private parts!
:09:04
Now, as of this moment as far as we're
concerned, we are fifty 'K' behind enemy lines.
:09:08
Now, if we do happen to make a contact...
:09:10
... I expect nothing Iess than
gratuitous violence from the lot of you.
:09:14
Because we're firing blanks
:09:15
it doesn't mean we have to be thinking...
nice thoughts.
:09:18
So you remember you put the fire down, right?.
:09:20
You get stuck in and you kick their
fucking teeth out...
:09:22
... or I'll guarantee you, Joe, they will be having
your bollocks for breakfast, sunshine!
:09:26
Hard-boiled or fried, sarge?.
:09:27
Scrambled.
:09:29
Here you are, Spoonie.
:09:31
Oh, smart.
:09:32
Because it's nice and new and shiny
doesn't mean it's worth shit.
:09:34
Remember I want that back, son.
:09:36
What about you, sarge?.
:09:38
Well, I'll count, won't l?.
:09:40
Right then, Coop, what we got?.
:09:45
We're here. The front line is here.
:09:47
AWAC reports enemy positions here,
here and here.
:09:51
With sweeping patroIs between
each of these forward bunkers...
:09:53
... they'll have the whoIe sector wrapped
tighter than an Eskimo's nad-sack.
:09:56
With one exception.
:09:57
Right here.
:09:58
A river crosses the line through a gorge