:02:01
...especially on the first night
of chanukah.
:02:03
How'd he end up this way?
Let's save that for later...
:02:06
...because right now, davey's about to
get himself into some serious trouble.
:02:15
Hope you're not planning on driving
tonight, stone.
:02:18
No, officer. I'm just going to say
good night to my car...
:02:22
...then walk home and enjoy
the holiday decorations.
:02:25
Listen, sweetheart. I have to leave you
here alone tonight...
:02:29
...but don't you worry, i'll be back
first thing in the morning.
:02:33
Now, behave yourself,
and don't stay up too late.
:02:38
Nighty-night.
:02:42
All right, baby. But let's make this quick.
:02:45
Oh, mama!
:02:47
You like it when i hold you like this?
:02:49
Because i'll do it all night long.
:02:53
So sweet.
:02:56
Yes, so precious.
:03:00
I love you, car.
:03:03
He dine and dash me! He chew and
screw me! He sip and skip me!
:03:07
- What?
- He no pay for his four scorpion bowl.
:03:10
Oh, boy.
:03:13
Get him.
:03:19
Come back here, you jerk!
:03:24
Somebody stop that guy!
:03:26
I'm the kind of guy who can't stand
a holiday
:03:29
so i drink them all away, that's me
:03:33
i don't decorate no trees
:03:36
and i won't eat no potato latkes
:03:40
but i'll give this old lady's melons
a squeeze
:03:44
that's just who i am
:03:52
well, i'll never spin a dreidel,
but i'll always throw an egg
:03:56
and i'll charley horse your leg for laughs