Eight Crazy Nights
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:15:03
at the annual all-star banquet
:15:07
everyone in town will be looking
their best

:15:11
even mrs. Selman with her one
extra breast

:15:15
it's the kind of a night when your
feet match

:15:19
when you feel nearly 5-foot-3!
:15:24
They'll laugh and they'll dance
and they'll pee in their pants

:15:28
'cause there's a patch at the
all-star banquet waiting for me

:15:33
can you take me home now?
:15:39
Well, that was nice of davey to snap
whitey out of his little dream.

:15:42
All that song was saying was
the patch means the world to whitey.

:15:46
He'd rather be remembered
for his hard work...

:15:49
...not for the fact that he had the
hairiest buns in the locker room.

:15:52
Can you blame him?
:15:57
How's that peanut brittle?
:16:00
Crunchy and delicious.
:16:04
Funny, i don't remember denise
or janice ringing up a purchase for you.

:16:09
I guess that means i stole it.
:16:15
Easy, seizure-boy!
:16:18
That's it. I'm calling the judge.
:16:21
Go ahead. I'll be on the first bus out.
I ain't spending 10 years in prison.

:16:25
Maybe i'll just take you in myself.
:16:27
Don't think you can intimidate me
just because of my size.

:16:30
Why? You're smaller than me?
I didn't notice that.

:16:34
Put me down! Put me down!
:16:36
And get out of my car right now!
:16:38
Oh, no. You're going to make me walk
10 feet? That's where i live, idiot!

:16:45
Thanks for the ride, patchy.
:16:46
It was great patching with you.
:16:49
And i guess i'll patch you later.
:16:54
I'm letting this one go, stone.
:16:56
But next screwup, it's slammer time.

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