Eight Crazy Nights
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:33:00
It will. We just need to set some rules
so davey knows how we do things here.

:33:05
I'm scared.
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Look. You gotta understand it's just
been me and eleanore for 67 years...

:33:11
...so she gets nervous around
strangers.

:33:14
I wouldn't show that picture to anyone...
:33:16
...or they may try to take you two back
to the laboratory.

:33:19
Listen. We got rules in this house...
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...and you better follow them or you'll
find yourself out of here.

:33:26
This might be harder than i thought.
:33:30
If you're coming from the street
with dirty shoes on your feet

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that's a technical foul
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if you switch the radio to some
"modern" music show

:33:40
that's a technical foul
:33:45
if you don't shut the door
:33:48
after using the 'frigerator
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that's a technical foul
:33:54
a technical foul
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if you touch the thermostat
:34:00
you'll get hit with a bat
:34:01
'cause that's a technical foul
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you will feel my wrath
:34:05
- lf your hair clogs the drain
- you'll know the meaning of pain

:34:09
'cause that's a technical foul
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i'll show you no mercy
:34:13
ho! This is such bullshit
:34:16
in this house we say "bullspit"
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or it's a technical foul
:34:22
a technical foul
:34:24
let me get this straight. You expect me
to change my lifestyle in one night...

:34:28
...because you guys are a couple of
psychotic control freaks?

:34:31
- You got it, bub.
- Or you can go rot in the gutter.

:34:33
- It's up to you, yankee doodle.
- I don't want to do that...

:34:36
...but let me run a few questions by you
so i don't screw up accidentally.

:34:41
If i don't spray lysol
after moving a bowel?

:34:44
That's a technical foul
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if i decide to wash my ass
with your monogrammed towel?

:34:51
- That's a technical foul
- please, say "hiney."

:34:55
If i make fun of your crazy feeties
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or give sugar cookies to miss diabetes

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