:35:00
It's the fourth missing-pet call
we've had today.
:35:03
It's strange. It's strange.
:35:05
People are saying it's coyotes,
it's wolves. But we know the truth.
:35:10
We all know about those cows
and the probe.
:35:13
The anal probe.
:35:15
Let's talk about the probe. Let's talk
about the anal probe. What is that?.
:35:21
What are they looking for?.
That's just wrong.
:35:24
Skippy didn't do anything to anybody.
He doesn't deserve that!
:35:29
What will you find in a dog's--?.
It's just wrong!
:35:32
You're all ostriches with
your heads in the dirt.
:35:35
Which just leaves your ass
up in the air!
:35:38
You're inviting the aliens in! They
have no choice but to probe your butt.
:35:45
Aunt Gladys, how can you listen
to this wacko?.
:35:49
I think he's very informative.
:35:55
Do Floyd and Leroy still
have that barbershop?.
:35:59
Good idea. People are talking.
:36:02
You can't light those matches?.
:36:05
Maybe it's a sign to quit.
:36:07
If the aliens come
and try to anal-probe me...
:36:10
...I'm telling you,
I'm not taking that!
:36:14
If you want a piece of me,
don't take that piece!
:36:17
So how much is a shave these days?.
:36:19
-Four bucks.
-Four bucks?.
:36:22
-It's a good deal.
-Got to give a good deal.
:36:26
Can't charge around here what
a barber can charge in other places...
:36:31
...where they got money.
:36:34
And jobs.
:36:37
Of course, some people don't know
a good deal when they see one.
:36:42
-Maybe I don't need a shave.
-Hold still.
:36:46
I wouldn't want to cut you.