:27:03
You know, l've always thought that.
l mean it 's got no brim.
:27:06
Doesn't cover your ears.
:27:08
lt 's not a hat, it 's a goddamn cap!
That 's what it is.
:27:14
Why do you have a pen
attached to your hip?
:27:16
Because l am the fastest draw
on the West.
:27:19
Really?
:27:21
l had a bit of a mishap in my prom. l
don't put pens in my pockets anymore.
:27:26
lt 's a bit of a long story.
:27:28
You ever think how far
an artist hand has traveled?
:27:31
Look at yourself sketching.
Your fingers are in constant motion.
:27:34
Every time you shade the pen moves
a couple inches asecond...
:27:36
that 's gotta add up.
:27:38
This hand has traveled long distances.
Specially in the shower.
:27:45
Seriously. Do you know what my
favorite part of being an artist is?
:27:49
lt 's the most honest profession
in the world.
:27:53
How's that?
:27:55
You can pretty much fake being good
in any other profession.
:27:58
but, as an artist, either your
drawing is good or it 's bad.
:28:03
Artists just have to lay
everything on the line.
:28:07
Literally.
:28:10
Wait asecond.
l've seen this somewhere before.
:28:14
Here's the album
you wanted to borrow.
:28:16
lt took me a long time to find it,
l never listen to them anymore.
:28:19
Welcome. How to see your ex- girlfriend
and live to tell about it.
:28:24
That is the subject of today's class.
:28:27
Sam, you didn't have to concoct some
story about wanting to borrow music...
:28:31
just to have an excuse to see me.
:28:33
First the guy must act nice to prove
he can handle the breakup entirely.
:28:38
No, l really wanted
to borrow the album.
:28:40
But it is great to see you. You finally
got your forehead pierced. Looks good.
:28:45
Being nice only makes the ex think
he wants to get back together...
:28:48
so she with undisguised pleasure
reminds him...
:28:51
that she is the dumper
and he is the dumpee.
:28:54
l'm flattered you called,
but l broke up with you, remember?
:28:58
This doesn't mean that l want
to hook up with you again.