:46:01
Well... goodnight, Sam l Am.
:46:06
Goodnight, Annie.
:46:24
Tanya, are you okay?
:46:30
Tanya, are you home?
lt 's Peggy, open up!
:46:34
Tanya!
:46:36
- 0h my God!
- l was calling!
:46:38
- My phone is off the hook.
- This is your big break.
:46:40
There's a breaking story
on Spring Street. You gotta run.
:46:43
- Now?
- They'll put you on camera.
:46:44
- My god!
- Now!
:46:45
l'm serious, man.
Her pager is her vibrator.
:46:49
l was wondering why she set
her pager number on speed dial.
:46:52
lt 's a new speed dial aid service!
:46:58
Come.
:47:00
God!
:47:05
Man, we gottastop laughing.
:47:07
l'm still recovering from
that Chinese puzzle!
:47:10
lt hurts, doesn't it?
:47:12
- ...HighSchool, where Mr. Delgado...
- Do you know her pager number?
:47:18
l think it was like 555- 0068
or something. Why?
:47:25
- Testing out your theory.
- No, Holden. Don't!
:47:29
Give me that!
You know what your problem is, Sam?
:47:32
You're pussy- whipped.
And you're not even getting any pussy.
:47:34
This Tanya is treating you like scum
and you stand up for her...
:47:38
because she makes your pecker
stand up. Give me the phone!
:47:41
- No! Go screw yourself, man!
- Precisely.
:47:45
That is the only way to stop awoman
from using your dick as astickshift...
:47:49
and driving you around town
on a full tank of your hormones!
:47:53
Take it from me, Sam.
:47:55
l cannot tell you the number of times
a girl has got me to fix her car...
:47:58
or paint her house or
take her husband to the airport!