:53:01
Because he said that a child's
drawings are unaffected by rules...
:53:04
and they are extremely expressive.
:53:06
They truthfully show
what 's inside the child.
:53:10
Yeah, but l wasn't striving to draw
like a child. Just happened by mistake.
:53:16
Maybe your mistakes
are really your style.
:53:20
Maybe we make
mistakes because...
:53:22
deep down we really
want to make them.
:53:27
l lost my job thanks to you!
:53:28
l didn't make those calls, alright?
lt was my cousin Holden.
:53:31
His dad own this place.
lt 's true, l tried to stop him.
:53:34
You're lying.
:53:35
No, really. Holden and l got
into a big fight about it.
:53:37
- Yeah, right.
- Just because l'm a guy...
:53:40
doesn't mean l'm out to screw you.
Why do you hate men so much?
:53:43
Women are just superior to men.
:53:45
- Like how?
- Like you can't have babies.
:53:47
- You can't open jars of peanut butter.
- Women mature faster than men.
:53:50
- Men are faster in the bathroom.
- All serial killers are men.
:53:52
- Almost all cereal box mascot are men.
- Women can have multiple orgasms.
:53:56
- We don't have to fake them.
- Women live longer than men.
:53:58
- lt 's away we can get away from you.
- You can't take anything seriously.
:54:02
- You can't take ajoke.
- l don't need a man for a thing.
:54:04
You just set your beepers on vibrate.
:54:07
0kay! So put your hands up here, pal!
:54:10
That is real good, pretty lady.
:54:13
That 's... 0kay, here it is.
Here's the deal.
:54:16
l said put your hands up!
:54:18
l don't want any funny business! There
are 20,000 comedians out of work.
:54:20
And l don't need you to act funny
like a bump in a log!
:54:23
Now, let me tell you
what this is all about.
:54:25
Everyday l come in here
and l say ''Hey pal...
:54:27
can you spare a cup of coffee?
Cream? A little sugar?''
:54:30
And everyday, every day and day
you give me a rag time! Guess what?
:54:34
Today you're on the rag!
You understand what l'm saying?
:54:36
lt 's your turn! So l want you
to open that cash register...
:54:40
take out all of the cash and
while you're at it, let 's see...
:54:43
Give me a pack of smokes,
Ultra Light 100...
:54:47
a pack of your breath mints,
and... awet lubricant stuff!
:54:50
l'm gonna party tonight! l am!
:54:53
And you know what?
l'm gonna party on your dime!
:54:59
You don't wanna get me pissed off!