:20:02
-Graduate of what, junior high?
-Shut up, all right?
:20:05
We talk every day.
It's kind of like we're dating.
:20:08
She's never even seen you...
:20:10
and Yahoo chat rooms
do not count.
:20:12
Yes, they do count.
Did you know in the old days...
:20:15
knights used to spend
their entire lives...
:20:16
courting ladies that
they would never even touch?
:20:18
They would just send
each other sonnets and stuff.
:20:22
That's before
internet porn, man.
:20:24
Whatever.
:20:27
Now what are you doing?
:20:28
Just give me a second,
all right?
:20:45
I hope Sara shows up.
:20:46
And wearing
something acceptable.
:20:48
She can't still be mad at us
for the last time.
:20:52
Here she is. Hey!
:20:55
OK, everybody listen up!
:20:57
Sara, are you gonna wear this?
:21:00
I thought I told you
we were gonna be on camera.
:21:03
I'd like to start this off
by saying the search is over.
:21:07
You six have been selected...
:21:09
to explore
America's worst nightmare--
:21:12
tomorrow night, Halloween...
:21:14
live, in front of the whole
entire internet universe.
:21:17
You six will enter
the birthplace of evil...
:21:20
in its purest form--
:21:22
the childhood home of
our most brutal mass murderer...
:21:25
Michael Myers.
:21:30
Thank you. Thank you.
:21:34
So, what do you hope to find
in the house tomorrow night?
:21:36
My way into
network broadcasting.
:21:39
Pfft!
:21:40
I just want to say
that Michael Myers...
:21:42
is not just
a man behind a mask...
:21:44
he's a legend.
:21:45
I'm interested
in how Michael Myers...
:21:48
embodies
the politics of violence...
:21:50
embedded in pop mythology.
:21:52
Never underestimate
the effect of a poor diet.
:21:55
Too much protein, not enough
zinc, next thing you know...
:21:57
you're cutting up bodies
in your bathtub.
:21:59
Look at Hitler.
He was a vegetarian.