:07:06
Hey.
:07:08
It's just you and me, old man.
:07:37
If Heaven is such a wonderful place...
:07:40
...then how was getting crucified
such a big fucking sacrifice?
:07:50
Mrs. Slocumb,
it's wonderful to see you again.
:07:54
I hope you drove.
:07:56
No more beautiful place on God's earth...
:07:59
...than Connecticut at Christmas time.
:08:01
- Oliver drove me down from the city.
- Please.
:08:05
Congratulations on Oliver.
:08:08
I hear he's already established himself...
:08:11
...as the cream of
the Columbia freshman crop.
:08:14
We do take a lot of pride
in seeing our boys succeed.
:08:18
But of course, we're here to discuss...
:08:21
...Igby.
:08:26
Honor roll? You flunked everything.
Not even a 'D' in art this time.
:08:30
- Did you enjoy making me look like a fool?
- I dunno.
:08:33
You don't know?
:08:34
Poor Mrs. Slocumb doesn't have a clue
what old Igby is up to.
:08:37
- Dithering, foolish lady. Did you enjoy that?
- I dunno.
:08:41
- I beg your pardon?
- No!
:08:42
Then what are you? A pathological liar?
:08:46
I don't know.
:08:48
You don't know? Liar! You little liar!
:08:50
How dare you! And where were you when
your brother was flunking out of school?
:08:55
I was in college.
:08:56
Igby is not my fault.