:15:01
But I'm an incredibly cool
and young teacher.
:15:06
Why? How old are you?
:15:10
Really?
:15:12
You sound older than 11.
:15:15
You're right. It's probably the cigarettes.
:15:19
Hello?
:15:21
Mimi Slocumb, please.
:15:22
This is she.
:15:23
I'm calling from the O'Hare Hilton.
:15:45
Hi.
:15:48
You can stand at attention there, Slocumb.
:15:56
What exactly
do you think you're doing here?
:16:03
The Ritz-Carlton was full.
:16:06
You know I'm very tense these days,
very anxious about all of Igby's trouble.
:16:11
My son in drug camp, for God's sake,
and then you make me so very cross.
:16:15
And I take the trouble to tell you
specifically what I require...
:16:20
- ...a half a grapefruit and--
- Mimi.
:16:22
Let's....
:16:24
Let's get off the maid.
:16:25
Help!
:16:27
Super Cadet
has got this big smile on his face.
:16:31
No one takes him seriously.
:16:33
No one knows
that he's been expelled that morning.
:16:37
They scream...
:16:38
..."jump," and surprise...
:16:41
...he does a swan dive onto the pavement.
:16:44
You can still see the stain in the pavement
where his head popped open.
:16:49
Every morning, I used that blotch to know
where to line up for breakfast formation.
:16:54
Do you contemplate suicide?
:16:56
Constantly.
:16:58
You totally missed the point of my story.