:26:04
- Now, when did you get out of camp?
- Two months ago.
:26:07
I've been working for D.H. all summer.
That's why I'm here every weekend.
:26:11
My wife is the philanthropist of the family.
:26:14
Especially fond of dance, aren't you dear?
:26:17
D.H., look. Pull around.
:26:20
Here we go.
:26:21
- We have guests behind us.
- The guests. I see.
:26:27
Are you two in school or something?
:26:30
I'm at Columbia,
and as far as this year's challenge for Igby...
:26:34
...we're still waiting to hear back
from this fun parochial school in DC.
:26:37
- "Perchance to dream."
- He's done the Protestant circuit.
:26:40
Mom must have some photos of the
head priest with an altar boy for them...
:26:44
...to even be considering Igby.
:26:46
- We're all at a bit of a loss as to--
- Whenever I'm at a loss, I dip into Rilke.
:26:53
Rilke? That tortures me.
:26:56
Every Christmas, some asshole
gives me this copy of Young Poet...
:27:00
...with this patronizing note on the flap
about how it's supposed to change my life.
:27:04
- Maybe you should read it before judging it.
- I'm pretty confident.
:27:08
After all, one of the copies was from you.
:27:10
I'm Oliver, and this is my little brother, Igby.
:27:13
What kind of a name is "Igby"?
:27:15
It's the kind of a name that someone
named Sookie is in no position to question.
:27:19
Sookie?
:27:20
- Where do you go to school?
- Bennington.
:27:23
Ollie's majoring in Neo-Fascism
at Columbia.
:27:25
- Economics.
- Semantics.
:27:27
- What's your major?
- Attitude.
:27:30
- I've gotta get back to the bar.
- That's where I'm headed.
:27:33
Catch you kids later.
:27:40
D.H. brings you up a lot.
:27:42
- Captain Charisma is my godfather.
- I know.
:27:44
So, if something horrible, God forbid...
:27:47
...were to befall my mother,
I would live with him and Bunny.
:27:50
- I know what godparents are.
- You're ripping apart my potential home.
:27:54
- My being here offends you?
- Your being here is great.
:27:58
- I had no choice.
- No, really. I think you're great.