Jackass: The Movie
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1:23:11
Oh, these things
are scary.

1:23:17
I'm Bam Margera.
1:23:19
I'm Johnny Knoxville.
1:23:20
And we're gonna be
burglars today.

1:23:34
Oh, God!
1:23:36
Fuck! Get the diamonds!
1:23:38
Dude, I told you not
to fall off the damn beam.

1:23:41
Turn around!
1:23:43
Fuck!
1:23:50
Aw, holy fuck!
1:23:54
Idiot!
1:23:59
Go!
1:24:01
Oh, fuck!
1:24:09
You all right?
1:24:10
You okay?
1:24:12
I'm good. I'm good.
1:24:13
What'd you think happened
right there?

1:24:16
It's embarrassing.
1:24:17
I was barely
halfway through the ceiling

1:24:19
and you were already
out the door.

1:24:21
You're a real sprinter.
1:24:26
Guys in masks, I'm out.
1:24:30
I don't play.
I don't play.

1:24:35
Is there any actual,
like, real reason...

1:24:38
why anyone would shove something
up their ass like this?

1:24:42
No.
1:24:44
I'm claiming predictions
for this event.

1:24:46
Where's Ryan?
1:24:47
Are you going to make them?
1:24:48
Number one,
it's not getting in there.

1:24:51
Number two, even if it does,
it's not staying in there.

1:24:54
Definitely no
sitting down happening.

1:24:56
Number three, there's no way
1:24:58
they're gonna believe
that this is true.


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