Jackass: The Movie
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1:36:00
Oh, I ain't
runnin' anywhere.

1:36:06
It's scary enough to walk.
1:36:09
You're nice.
1:36:11
You're a good man.
1:36:13
Want to come over for dinner?
1:36:15
Oh, that's okay.
1:36:16
You know
how to operate it now?

1:36:18
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.

1:36:20
If you're gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough...

1:36:24
- I need help.
- Yep.

1:36:27
...When you get knocked down,
you gotta get back up

1:36:33
I ain't the sharpest knife
in the drawer

1:36:36
But I know enough to know
1:36:40
If you're gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough...

1:36:46
The smiley face is
a complete crucial.

1:36:48
...I lit my brain
with rotgut whiskey...

1:36:50
What did I say?
1:36:52
Fuck.
1:36:53
I didn't say the "F" word.
1:36:55
Yeah, you did.
You said, "Fuck."

1:36:57
- I did?
- Don't worry, we'll bleep it.

1:36:59
Can we cut that out?
1:37:01
...And I had dudes
with badges frisk me...

1:37:06
It looks fine.
It looks normal.

1:37:08
...To teach me
how to swallow pride

1:37:13
I took advice
no fool would take...

1:37:17
I think it says, "Fuck,"
on my forehead.

1:37:19
...I got some habits
I can't shake...

1:37:21
They don't have a tail?
1:37:22
No! They must have
taken them out.

1:37:25
...I ain't the sharpest knife
in the drawer

1:37:29
But I know enough to know
1:37:31
If you're gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough...

1:37:33
Show him the X ray.
1:37:38
...lf you're gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough

1:37:44
When you get knocked down,
you gotta get back up...

1:37:47
I mean, trust me, dude,
I'm not unimpressed.

1:37:49
...That's the way it is
in life and love

1:37:57
If you're gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough


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