:28:02
so, um, if l, uh...
:28:06
if I don't hear from you
in the next, um, five minutes
:28:09
I'll, uh...
:28:11
I'll be floating
in the East River.
:28:14
Bye.
:28:17
I'm checking out the scenery
:28:21
From as high as I can be
:28:26
Ho, ho
:28:29
Come, let faith...
:28:31
Flight 69 to Loserville
:28:33
now boarding.
:28:35
Flight 69 to Loserville
now boarding.
:28:38
Still breathing...
:28:43
Once, I'm doing
this dog food commercial, right?
:28:45
You're not an actor.
:28:46
God, no.
:28:48
I'm a director.
I directed the commercial.
:28:50
Oh...
:28:52
So we got these
eight German Shepherd puppies.
:28:53
We're doing
this dolly shot, right?
:28:55
And the dolly is...
:28:57
That's this big cart
that we put the camera on
:28:59
and, uh, it's very heavy.
:29:01
Oh.
:29:02
And it's rolling,
and, well, you know puppies.
:29:06
One of them gets crushed
underneath the wheel.
:29:10
Did you tell me that
:29:12
just to let me know
you directed commercials?
:29:14
Maybe.
:29:18
If you're trying to pick me up
:29:20
you should have
chosen a happier ad.
:29:23
I'm not trying to pick you up.
:29:26
So, what do you do?
:29:30
I waitress at a bowling alley.
:29:33
Is that all?
:29:34
I tell fortunes.
:29:36
Read my palm.
:29:38
Mm-mm. Don't do that.
:29:39
I read beer rings.
:29:44
What do you see?
:29:46
Hmm...
:29:47
Due to your
rampant infidelity
:29:50
and specifically due
to having had sex
:29:53
with your best
friend's girlfriend
:29:55
your woman has left you
:29:57
and your best friend hates you.