:25:00
All I did was tell you
about a phenomenal basketball
player, and what did you do?
:25:04
You set up the tryouts,
you negotiated the contract,
you brokered the deal, baby.
:25:08
You kind of created me.
You're Frankenstein.
:25:11
Oh, God.
:25:13
No, no, no.
No, this is crazy.
:25:17
- No one's gonna believe you're a woman.
- You did.
:25:23
- This is blackmail.
- No, it's not. This is black fe-male.
:25:28
- That's not funny.
- What do you expect me to do?
:25:31
Basketball is the only thing
I really know how to do.
:25:33
And I have to make a living.
:25:35
So until you figure out how
to get me back with my team...
:25:38
you can just look for me
in the women's locker room, baby.
:25:41
The women's locker room,
checking out booties.
:25:44
Checking out booties.
:25:46
- Basketball booties.
-Jamal.
:25:51
I thought
we were friends.
:25:54
Oh. Now, see,
there's a problem.
:25:57
You're not my friend, Lorne.
Remember?
:26:01
You're my agent.
:26:03
Thanks to you, Lorne,
I'm gonna be a Charlotte Banshee.
:26:07
You're better
than Jerry Maguire.
:26:11
Somebody kill me!
:26:14
- Y'all ready for this?
:26:17
- Who's ready to play?
Who's ready to win?
- Banshees!
:26:20
- Ban--
- Shees!
:26:21
- Ban--
- Shees!
:26:30
Banshees!
:26:35
It's the opening game
of the WUBAseason.
:26:38
Hi. Welcome inside
the Charlotte Coliseum.
:26:41
Along with Jeanne Zelasko,
I'm Chris Myers.
:26:43
We have a terrific matchup
for you today.
:26:45
The Charlotte Banshees hosting
the two-time defending champion,
Houston Gallop.
:26:50
With all-stars in the lineup like
Michelle Langford and Natalie Kemper...
:26:53
you have to believe the Banshees have
a great shot at beating the Gallop.