:02:00
our culture in perpetuity.
:02:03
Behold, rising before you
:02:05
the greatest erection
on the continent.
:02:10
The greatest erection
of the age!
:02:14
The greatest erection
on the planet!
:02:23
Hold this.
:02:24
Of course.
:02:31
For the Herald, Your Grace.
:02:33
I understand
youll be making
:02:34
an important announcement
tonight.
:02:42
Good afternoon, ladies.
Please, excuse me, please.
:02:46
Good afternoon.
:03:05
And the Perrier-Jouet
should be chilled.
:03:07
-You understand? Chilled.
-Yes, sir.
:03:08
Leopold!
:03:09
Leopold, where have you been?
:03:12
Leopold!
:03:13
Otis, I demand explication!
:03:15
Its half past 5:00!
Hes not even dressed!
:03:18
Hell be ready, my lord.
I assure you.
:03:19
I dont want him ready.
I want him resplendent!
:03:22
Ah, Miss Blaine.
:03:25
You dance like a...
:03:26
like a herd of cattle.
:03:29
You are a rare woman
:03:31
who lights up a room
simply by leaving it.
:03:34
Might you be rich,
Miss Blaine?
:03:36
You see, whilst I
am the third Duke
:03:38
the little secret of those
of us in the Royal Court--
:03:41
apart from our
general uselessness--
:03:44
is our massive
indebtedness.
:03:45
Its always been
your misfortune, Leopold
:03:48
that you so thoroughly
amuse yourself
:03:50
with the sound
of your own voice.
:03:52
In a life as stagnant as mine
:03:54
that I can amuse myself at all
:03:56
is an evolutionary marvel.