:13:00
Yes.
:13:01
-No, youre not.
-Yes, I am.
:13:02
No, youre not.
:13:04
Ye...
:13:06
Okay.
:13:10
I found it.
:13:12
What did you find?
:13:14
The portal.
:13:16
A crack in the fabric of time.
:13:19
It was over
the East River, Kate
:13:20
just where I said it would be.
:13:22
You found the portal?
:13:23
A portal into April 28th, 1876.
:13:26
I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge
and took a walk in 1876 today.
:13:32
I followed the Duke of Albany
around old New York.
:13:35
Are you listening?
:13:36
Avidly.
:13:38
This heres the twist, Kate.
Heres the kicker.
:13:40
Whats the kicker?
:13:42
He followed me home.
:13:45
The Duke of Buffalo...
:13:46
No, the Duke of Albany.
:13:47
...Albany followed you home
:13:48
through a crack in time.
:13:49
Hes a brilliant engineer.
:13:50
He patented
the counterweight pulley.
:13:52
He invented the elevator,
for Christs sake.
:13:54
You know what, Stuart?
You know what?
:13:55
Im not your girlfriend anymore.
:13:57
I havent been
for a whole month now.
:13:58
You can tell me the truth.
:14:00
I am telling you
the truth, Kate.
:14:02
You can tell me you went
:14:03
and picked up a transvestite
in Times Square.
:14:05
I dont care.
:14:06
You know what, Kate?
This is it, right here.
:14:09
This is it, in a nutshell.
Our downfall.
:14:11
You never-- not once--
believed in me.
:14:13
Oh, I did, Stuart.
:14:15
I did, for four years.
:14:16
And I got burnt.
:14:18
Okay, you want to know
who he is?
:14:20
Ill tell you who he is.
:14:22
He is a hacker.
:14:23
High end. English.
:14:25
I know him from Columbia.
:14:26
Hes in town for the Mac Expo
at the Javits.
:14:29
We went out, got a little sloppy
on Guinness
:14:31
and he passed out on my couch.
:14:33
And thats the truth?
:14:34
Mm-hmm. Thats the truth.
:14:36
Okay? Are you happy now?
:14:37
Is that plausible enough
:14:39
for you and your little
focus group?
:14:41
You know what, Stuart?
:14:43
I blew my best years on you.
:14:46
Those were your best?
:14:54
Look...
:14:56
Im sorry.
:14:58
I have to go.
:14:59
Youll get your Pilot
in the morning.