Kate & Leopold
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I’m very good at integral
and differential calculus

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I know the scientific names
of beings animalculous

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In short, in matters
vegetable, animal and mineral

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I am the very model
of a modern major-general.

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Charlie?
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Hey, Kate!
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Can I see you downstairs
for a minute?

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I invited someone to dinner.
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He’s up there all alone.
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Stuart’s in the hospital.
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I didn’t think you’d
have such a problem...

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No, you didn’t think, Charlie.
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You didn’t think.
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You came home early,
one day early from actor camp.

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Okay, it’s not actor camp
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and yeah, I came home
a day early, all right?

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There was this tai chi
broad who kept trying

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-stick her fingers...
-No, this is the point.

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You immediately march upstairs
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to my ex-boyfriend’s apartment
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and you invite
his freakish friend...

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See, that’s what it’s about.
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It’s not that
I went up there.

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It’s that it was
your ex-boyfriend...

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No, it’s not about Stuart.
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Greetings, Kate.
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Charles.
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Hey, Leo.
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Be nice.
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So, when’s Stuart getting back?
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Couple days, maybe a week.
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He promised me that he would
return late this evening.

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Well, maybe he will, Leopold.
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He’s so big on keeping
his promises.

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May I have the next course?
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There is no next course.
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Ha.
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Where I come from
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the meal is the result
of reflection and study.

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Menus are prepared in advance
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timed to perfection.
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It is said,
without the culinary arts

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the crudeness of reality
would be unbearable.

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We had a saying
in the McKay house:

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"You shake and shake
the ketchup bottle.

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None will come,
and then a lot’ll."

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What is that?
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I beg your pardon?

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