:52:00
You look nice tonight.
:52:02
Very...
:52:03
Like a Judy Blume book.
:52:07
Thats good, because
I thought for a moment
:52:10
that body of water here
was a moat.
:52:12
No, thats a pond.
:52:13
The gardens are devastating.
:52:15
They are.
:52:16
Theyre very,
very beautiful. Ooh.
:52:18
Youll have to come
and see them firsthand.
:52:20
Right, right.
:52:21
After the merger
:52:23
Im going to be stuck
over there, setting things up.
:52:26
Ill be craving
a little face time
:52:27
from my new top
honcho in New York.
:52:30
What are you saying?
:52:33
Im saying you should
come visit.
:52:34
Ill fly you over
for the weekend.
:52:35
Oh, yeah, I heard that.
:52:37
The other part--
the part before that.
:52:40
The part about the top honcho.
:52:41
I didnt understand that,
that part.
:52:43
How about catching an opera
Saturday?
:52:46
La Bohémes at the Met.
:52:47
Okay, so she comes back--
the audience is about to leave--
:52:49
she comes back on stage
:52:51
and she starts
squirting the audience
:52:52
with this turkey baster
filled with this pine mist.
:52:54
And shes screaming
"Un-sex me! Un-sex me!"
:52:58
But no tears.
:53:00
Just raw human passion.
:53:02
Isnt Willem Dafoe
part of that group?
:53:04
Yeah, and he did this monologue
about how
:53:06
all the best things in life are
hidden in peoples basements.
:53:09
Like the Louvre.
:53:14
Im sorry.
:53:15
You were saying, Charles?
:53:17
Just...
:53:18
No, what about the Louvre?
:53:19
Tell us what you
were going to say.
:53:21
Well, only a fraction of
the Louvre is on the walls.
:53:24
The rest is in
the basement.
:53:25
Youve been in the basement
of the Louvre?
:53:28
Oh, yes.
:53:29
I was an art history major
at Vassar.
:53:31
Ah.
:53:32
And so, whats down there?
:53:34
Well, thats where
the real show begins.
:53:37
Unspoiled by dilettante.
:53:39
DaVinci, Michelangelo,
David, Chardin.
:53:44
"Allow me to assist you,
Patrice.
:53:46
"Oh, let me light that
for you, Monica.
:53:49
"What, this?
:53:50
"This is my family crest.
:53:52
"Been in the family for...
Oh, in the basement?
:53:54
"What do they have
in the basement?
:53:55
"Why, the works of da Vinci
:53:57
"Michelangelo, Chardin, David
:53:59
all surrounded by great coral
sponges to absorb the moisture."