Kissing Jessica Stein
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:01:01
[Rabbi Continues ]
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[ Whispering ] Sweetheart,
do you see that guy in the corner...

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with the dark hair
and the blueyarmulke?.

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Absolutelygorgeous.
That's Ben Feldman, M&A,J.P. Morgan.

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- [ Loudly ] He has no chin!
- Mother, be quiet.

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- Shh!
- He recentlyseparated frrom his wifre.

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- Some shikseh from I daho.
- She could do better. She could!

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- You could do better.
- Mother.

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Mother, would you stop
feeding her perfectionism?.
You did the same thing with Larry.

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- I didn't like him either.
- What's not to like?.
The man was a prince.

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- I didn't care for him.
- What doyou mean?

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- He wasn't the one, okay?.
- Oy, the one.
- He had no sex appeal.

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Mother, sha!
He's right over there.

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[Rabbi Continues ]
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Marriage is
the hardest thing we do.

:01:45
She is 28 years old. She hasn't
dated in a year. I'm afraid...

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- she'll be alone forever--
- Mom, would you shut up?. I'm atoning!

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Shh!
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# Gray clouds
are gonna clear up #

:02:06
# Put on a happyfrace #
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# Brush offthe clouds
and cheer up #

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# Put on a happy frace #
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# Take offthe gloomy mask
ofrtragedy #

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# It's notyour style #
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# You look so good
thatyou'll be glad#

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# You decided to smile #
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# Pick out a pleasant outlook #
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# Stick out that noble chin #
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# Wipe offthat
frull-ofr-doubt look #

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# Slap on a happy grin #
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# And spread sunshine #
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# All over the place #
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#Just put on a happy frace #

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