Kissing Jessica Stein
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:07:02
I thinkwe all tryto maintain
a certain anonymitywhilewe're there.

:07:04
No, I have to disagree
with you there.

:07:07
I really love working out.
:07:09
I mean, granted, it is
a little narcissistic, as you say,

:07:12
but I reallyget a high,
you know,

:07:15
from all those "endorphmins"
pumping and all.

:07:19
So, um,
you're a writer.

:07:22
That's, uh--
That's amazing.

:07:24
- Hi. Hi.
- Hey! Hey!

:07:26
- I'm sorry I'm so late.
- No, you're right on time.

:07:30
- What?. I'm-I'm an hour late.
- No, no.

:07:32
You are right on time.
:07:35
Hey, "tarbender'
the lady'll have a, uh--

:07:38
Uh, I will have a frozen strawberry
margarita with salt, please.

:07:42
Well, I see great minds
think alike.

:07:46
Uh, we split the salad. But I think,
as I recall, you ate a little bit more,

:07:50
including more ofrthe arugula, which
is one ofrthe more expensive greens.

:07:55
I didn't have any of the goat cheese.
I'm allergic.

:07:58
No dessert.
Easy enough.

:08:00
That leaves your portion at $42.73,
and mine at $1 8.1 4.

:08:06
Beautiful. Perfect.
:08:08
You have exact change?.
:08:10
It's so funny,Jessica.
:08:12
But I go out with a lot of girls.
A lot.

:08:15
And Ijust-- I don't know.
Ijust freelso--

:08:18
so comfortable with you,
so at home, so free to be myself.

:08:22
Normally, I'm a pretty
"self-defecating" guy.

:08:26
Let me tellyou something.
You're "phat. "

:08:28
I'd love to see you twirl
in that dress.

:08:30
- With a P-H.
- Twirl.

:08:32
Oh, okay.
[ Mumbling ]

:08:34
- As it were, per se.
- I like the wayyour hair...

:08:36
- Uh--
-... goes around your head like that.

:08:38
- You know what I mean?.
- You know?. You know?.

:08:41
- Whoops! I spilled some.
- What's not to get?.

:08:44
I thinkwe're connecting,
and I'd like to representyou...

:08:47
as your accountant
and your boyfriend,

:08:49
ifthat's--
that's at all possible.

:08:59
Okay, the New Yorker loves us.
The reviewer is creaming in her pants.


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