Kissing Jessica Stein
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- I'd be happy to--
- Yeah, I don't think so.

:21:02
Oh, well,
don't decide right now.

:21:05
Just let it marinate
for a while.

:21:09
Um-- Okay.
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I, uh, I will
let it "marinate."

:21:17
I am never gonna
get a cab.

:21:22
Maybe just one drink.
:21:25
Okay,just--
I have, like, 20 minutes.

:21:29
Well, wait, wait. This Larry,
that must've been pretty serious, huh,

:21:33
- ifhe proposed?.
- Oh, no, no. I mean-- No, it was.

:21:36
- It was.
- Well, what happened?.

:21:38
I--
It wasn't right.

:21:40
He-He just wasn't funny,
you know?.

:21:42
- Oh, bummer.
- I think that's been my big thing.

:21:44
Not smart or not funny,
or not smart and not funny.

:21:48
Or-Orsmart,
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but funny in
a totally unappealing way.

:21:54
You know?. Just like funny/stupid,
or funny/dopey,

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but not funny/witty or funny/ironic
or funny/goofy, you know?.

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Or-Or they seem smart, and then
you realize that they aren't at all.

:22:04
And that's funny,
but funny/tragic.

:22:08
Um--
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So anyway,
ifyou're then lucky enough...

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to find someone who's the good kind
of smart and the good kind offunny,

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then generally
they're just kind of--

:22:19
- Ugly.
- Ugly.

:22:22
Ugly. I'm sorry.
:22:24
- Yes, a little. Is that--
That's awful, right?.
- No.

:22:27
Ugly doesn't do it froryou.
That's okay.

:22:29
- Me, I'm kind of into ugly.
- What?

:22:31
As long as it's
sexy-ugly.

:22:34
Sexy-ugly?. I--
Define.

:22:37
Well, you can't. It just is,
you know?. Sexy-ugly.

:22:41
Okay, well, um,
:22:43
could you, um--
could you give me a celebrity...

:22:46
- who would fall into the category?.
- Um,yeah.

:22:48
Hold on a second.
I'll get you one. Um--

:22:52
Angelica Huston?.
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- Is that kind ofthe right idea?.
- Yeah, I guess.

:22:58
- I was gonna say MickJagger.
He's the big one.
- Oh.


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