Kissing Jessica Stein
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I mean, a tease.
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- A poon tease.
- Right. Right.

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And she's nervous
and neurotic and straight...

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and not that into it,
and I don't have time.

:35:12
I took out an ad, for Christ's sake,
and I end up with theJewish Sandra Dee.

:35:16
What are the odds?. Who doyou have
to blow to get some pussy around here?.

:35:19
- You know, enough is enough.
- On to the next.

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- Onwards and upwards.
- Right, right.

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- [ Cell Phone Ringing ]
- Plus, she doesn't even get it.
She thinks it's going great.

:35:27
Schuller Gallery.
Hi.

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Hi. How areyou?.
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Yeah--
No, that's fine.

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Whywould I mind?.
No, 8:00 is perfect.

:35:41
Okay, I'll seeyou there.
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Bye.
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Is she 1 2?.
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- [ Gasps ]
- You a littlejumpytoday,Stein?.

:35:53
- No.
- You got a hot date.

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- No.
- Yeah. Who's the guy?.

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- There is no guy.
- Oh, come on. You're
a terrible, terrible liar.

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Trust me.
There is no guy.

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# When the special girlfrriend#
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# Meets a special girlfrriend#
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# For a little shopping
Shop-to-shop they're hopping
Shopping without stopping #

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# There 's no greater pleasure #
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# Than to shop together #
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# And the special girlfrriend
tells the special girlfrriend#

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# You're my special girlfrriend#
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# Oh, you're my fravorite
girlfrriend#

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# My sweet and pretty
girlfrriend#

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# I trust you, my girlfrriend#
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# To keep our secrets
girlfrriend#

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- [ Argui ng, I ndisti nct ]
- # When the special girlfrriend#

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# Meets a special girlfrriend#
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# With great tenderness she'll
tell her frriend she's special #

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# Oh, my special
Oh, my special girlfrriend#

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[ Woman ] So, what does my special
girlfrriend say about that?

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[ Woman #2 ]
Well, I can only tell you one thing.

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Ifr I didn 't have you,
we 'd get on so well.

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- [ Woman # 1 ]
We 'd get on so awfrully well.
- How well we 'd get on together.

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- ## [ Fades ]
- Sorry.

:36:59
[ Woman On Film ]
Please take me with you.


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