Kissing Jessica Stein
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[Jessica ] But it's not-- There's
no-- It's not, "You will be wise.

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You will gain great wisdom
through some lifre-altering event. "

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I t's si m ply, "You are--"
What does yours say?.

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- " Home is where the heart lies."
- Okay, you got an adage.

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- Well, so what?. I like adages.
- You got an adage.

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The whole notion
ofthe fortune cookie is a sham.

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I mean, when does anyone--
Excuse me?.

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- When does anyone get a frortune?
I'd like to know.
- It's all right.

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I'm sorry. There are no frortunes
being dispensed here.

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- I mean, it's a misnomer--
- Hey, hey. Sorry to interrupt
this big debate here,

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but me and my friends over at the bar
have a little pool going.

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Basically, we wanna determine
which one ofyou is more beautiful.

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- Oh, right.
- Who won?.

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Yousee, that's the thing. We're
sittin'over there scratching our heads,

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- 'cause it's close,you know?
- Right.

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We thought we'd come over here and
buyyou some drinks, do some research.

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- I thi nk we're fi ne, thanks.
- Oh, no, pleasejoin us.
We would love that.

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- What?.
- Because we were just trying
to settle an argument too.

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- Really? What about?
- Well--

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- No, it's kind ofweird.
- Come on. Tell us.

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Okay.
We were just wondering...

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whether a woman who's
only been with men...

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could ever be sexually
attracted to a woman?.

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What doyou think?.
Doyou think she could?.

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Well, hey,
I think she could. Definitely.

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- Ifshe couldn't, she should.
- God!

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- What is that about?.
- What?

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What is that male obsession with
lesbian sex about?. I don't get it.

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- You know what?.
You don't have to answer that.
- Oh, come on!

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- It's just... sexy, right?.
- Yeah.

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It's kind ofhard to describe. I mean,
a woman alone is sexy, God bless.

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But two women together
is like-- it's like--

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- Double sexy.
- Right.

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- Double sexy?. Wow.
- Yeah, uh-huh.

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Wow.
That's nicely put.

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Yeah, that, um,
really is nicely put.

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But tell us exactly,
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exactlywhat is it
about two women together...

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- that you find so exciting?.
- Yeah.

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Oh, come on.
You know, theirwhole--


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