Kissing Jessica Stein
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- And another one.
- Good Shabbat.

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- Good Shabbat.
- Good Shabbat.

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- Good Shabbat.
- It does me such good to have
all ofryou at this table,

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especially my children--
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my beautifrul son,
who's a francy lawyer now,

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and then my daughter, who's
the big deal at the New York T ri bune.

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- I 'm a copy editor.
- It's a big deal to me.

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Is she not gorgeous, Stan?
Look at that punam. Look at that punam.

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- She is beautiful.
- Please!

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So Helen,Jessica tells us
you own an art gallery?

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[ Helen ] Oh,Jessica
leans toward hyperbole.

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I 'm the assistant director
at the Schuller Gallery in Chelsea.

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- What kind ofwork do you show there?.
- Contemporary abstracts, right?.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I saw Diana Tompkins'
exhibit last month.

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And Stanley is the vice president
of new software development...

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- fror I.B.M.
- Yeah.

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So ifyou need a great deal on a new
P.C.,just let me know. I'm your man.

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- [ Together] Jessica hates computers.
- Oh.

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- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. That's okay.

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That's fine.
I just, um--

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I just feel like they're numbing
and obscuring our humanity, you know.

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Angel, could you help me
in the kitchen, please?.

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- Sure, Mom.
- Thanks.

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We'll be right back.
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- She likes to provoke.
- Oh, no. I understand. I like that.

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He's adorable, he is bright,
and what's more,

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he is your father's
partner's nephew, soyou be nice.

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- I don't wanna-- I don't wanna be nice.
- Shh, shh.

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And for the record, all of
your setups have been disastrous.

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- Disastrous?. How was I to know
Eric Birnbaum was in rehab?.
- Yes, they have.

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God. Wan, pale, track marks?.
I don't know.

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- I thought he had diabetes.
-Jesus Christ.

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- Can I help with anything?.
- Yes,you can make my daughter
a little less stubborn...

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and a lot less picky!
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- Oh. Tall order.
- Thanks.

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Let me askyou something, Helen.
Isn't Stanley gorgeous?

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Oh, yeah.
He's a handsome guy,Jess.

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Wouldn't he make a great match?.
He would be a great match, wouldn't he?.

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I think it's a very good match.
And you know what?.
I thinkJess really likes him.

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Yes, yes, clearly.
I'm smitten.

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Great.
It's not happening.

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It's not happening, Mom.

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