1:02:06
You must make
a pretty good brownie.
1:02:10
- Lesbians?.
- Jesus Christ, I couldn't
think ofrone thing to say.
1:02:13
- I couldn't think of anything else.
- I don't believe this.
1:02:16
I know, I know, I know.
It's crazy, right?.
1:02:19
It's like this surreal episode.
Are you horrified? Are you?
D.o you find me disgusting?
1:02:23
No, no, no,
sweetie, no. God.
1:02:25
- Are you sure?.
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
1:02:27
- I 'm i m pressed.
- You are?
1:02:29
- I can't even get Matthew
to use the sex toys I buy.
- Oh, my God.
1:02:33
Andyou're so...
conservative.
1:02:36
- Fuck you, I know. I know.
- [ Laughing ]
1:02:38
- Does anyone else know?.
- No. No! Areyou crazy?
1:02:42
- D.on't tellJosh. No matter
whatyou do, don't ever.
- Yuck, no. No, I won't.
1:02:45
- Okay?. Shit.
- God, this is huge.
1:02:49
It's so...
1:02:51
- radical.
- I know.
1:02:53
God. Tell me everything.
1:02:56
How did you meet this person?.
What-- How did this--
1:03:00
Oh, don't tell me.
1:03:04
- You answered that ad!
I don't believe it!
- No, no, no, no.
1:03:08
- Oh, my God!
- I know, I know.
I'm a liar and a hypocrite.
1:03:10
-Jessica Stein!
- I know, I know. It was a whim.
1:03:12
You know what?. It was just a whim.
It was this wacky, nuttywhim.
1:03:16
I mean, you know
that I'm a Rilke fan.
1:03:18
And I read that ad and
I thought it would be nice to
meet someone,just as a friend.
1:03:21
Oh, my God. It's all wrong.
It's all wrong. It's not me.
1:03:24
I'm a Jew from Scarsdale.
This has got to stop.
1:03:26
I gotta call her on the phone
and I gotta stop it.
1:03:28
We have to pretend that
it never-- any-- nothing.
1:03:30
- Stop. Shh! You're hysterical!
- No, I'm not.
1:03:35
Breathe.
1:03:41
What's she like?.
1:03:43
- She's great.
- Mmm.
1:03:45
She's, uh,
kind and witty and...
1:03:50
quirkyandnurturing
andinvolvedandall that crap.
1:03:55
But she's a girl, you know?.
She's-She's thin.
1:03:58
She has thin arms and she's soft
and attentive and it's all wrong.