Kissing Jessica Stein
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1:18:00
I just, uh--
1:18:02
I haven't heard you say
my first name in, like, a decade.

1:18:05
Oh, right. Sorry.
1:18:07
- [ Exhales ] Stein,just take my coat.
- Okay, thanks.

1:18:13
- It's just like kissing a guy.
- No, it's not.

1:18:17
No, it's not.
1:18:19
How's it different?.
1:18:21
Well,
1:18:23
the lips are softer
and the body's softer.

1:18:28
And there's this nonthreatening
but very exciting--

1:18:35
It's kind ofr
hard to describe.

1:18:38
Wow. Wow.
1:18:41
It's pretty fuckin'
awesome actually.

1:18:49
- Whoa.
- [ Gasps ]

1:18:51
[ Both Chuckling ]
1:18:56
- Like, a year, right?. And that's it.
- Who knows?. An hour.

1:18:59
- And then you've impacted
the entire world.
- This is exactly--

1:19:01
I feel like I've always had
this theory along the same lines.

1:19:06
It's really stupid, but I've
always felt ifyou could be...

1:19:10
- the guy or gal to come up with
a really good quote.
- Right.

1:19:14
But good, like a good one.
A goodlittle nugget.

1:19:17
Like, "Nothing to fear
but fear itself,"

1:19:19
- That's a good one.
- or, "Ask not whatyour country--"

1:19:21
And then you're done.
I mean, that's like immortality
in one kind oflightbulb moment.

1:19:27
You just go offto some Caribbean island
and drink all day and read and sw--

1:19:32
- What areyou doing?.
- Uh, I just, uh--

1:19:35
Hey, hey, hey, Meyers.
Take it easy.

1:19:37
- We got plenty, you know.
It's an open bar.
- Yeah. I just--

1:19:40
I know. I needed that
unfortunately badly because...

1:19:43
I have to tell you something
and it's just gonna be hard.

1:19:46
Oh.
1:19:48
Oh, my God.
Areyou firing me?.

1:19:52
- Is that whyyou brought up
the quitting and everything?.
- No, no. I'm not firing you.

1:19:55
I went tosee
yourshowlast night.

1:19:58
And I broughtyou flowers
because I knewyou were reallysad.


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