:59:00
I haven't been lucky
with women.
:59:03
Married twice, and both
times it was a mess...
:59:20
What are you so serious about?
:59:23
Wash, because you smell
of war and death.
:59:52
A crow flew over the field,
Saw a herd of deer.
:59:57
It began to count - one, two,
three... Counted until daybreak.
1:00:02
Then it tired and crowed out:
You're so many, and I'm but one!
1:00:07
It crowed and went to sleep...
1:00:16
Let's go. Don't worry though -
I cry out when I like it.
1:00:27
Damn!