Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
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- [ Bell Rings ]
- Hey, oh. Huh?

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He"s an outsider.
Have you ever seen him before?

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Mm-mm.
Well, twice.

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Hey, who"s he?
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I don"t know.
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...and that day, I vowed
to fiind the man who killed my family.

:13:28
Can you help me?
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And why have you
come to me?

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You are Master Tang.
Your skills are greatly known.

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I"ve traveled many years
and miles to fiind you.

:13:40
How many miles?
Would you say ten million?

:13:45
Eh--
No, I don"t think ten million.

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Look, I need your help.
I live under constant attack.

:13:53
Hmm. Your story
makes my heart heavy...

:13:57
and my prostate weak.
:13:59
My bladder is full
to bursting.

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I feel for you
and your grave loss.

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However, it will be impossible
for us to help you.

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Master, I implore you
to reconsider.

:14:12
Hmm. Okay !
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The man you seek,
his name is Master Pain.

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He has great powers and is
well protected by the Evil Council.

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[ Gagging, Coughing ]
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But now I am in a quandary.
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F}or if your story is true,
then you would--

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Huh?
[ Gagging ]

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[ Clears Throat ]
What are the odds of that?

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[ Swallows ]
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You would be
the Chosen One.

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- [ Squeak-toy Sound ]
- Master !

:14:51
Ah, again with
the squeaky shoes.

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Master, I was hoping one day
I could be the Chosen One.

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- Be quiet !
- Master !

:14:59
I don"t like him very much.
Let"s kill him.


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