Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
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Now, then, Master Pain
has heard rumor...

:24:03
that the Chosen One
was spotted in town.

:24:06
Do what he says,
or he"ll cut off your big toe.

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On that you can trust me.
Let him hear it.

:24:13
Oh, that"s tender.
That is tender.

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[ Chuckles Weakly ]
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Thank you.
I have been called "bad" before.

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Many have said
I do things...

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that are not correct to do.
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I don"t believe in
such talk as this.

:24:48
I am nice man with happy feelings
all of the time !

:24:54
F}irst, a joke.
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What do you get when you cross
an owl with a bungee cord?

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- My ass. Nyah, ha ha ! Ha ha !
- [ All Laugh ]

:25:13
- Enough !
- Hmph !

:25:16
Gentlemen,
from this day forward...

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you will all refer to me
by the name "Betty."

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[ Laughing ]
:25:29
But isn"t Betty
a woman"s name?

:25:38
Easy, easy !
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We don"t want to lose
any more toes here.

:25:43
You"ll all have to excuse
Master Pain-- uh, Betty.

:25:46
It"s 12:00
and time for his nap.

:25:50
Heh, Betty?
:25:52
Hmm, sleepy time.
:25:55
Come along.
Whoo ! Aah !


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