:38:00
I spanked you as a baby.
I"ll spank you now, bitch !
:38:05
- Good luck.
- [ Man ] Wait !
:38:07
You mustn"t !
You are not ready !
:38:11
- Who are you?
- Ling"s father. Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh-ee !
:38:15
- Oh, dear.
- No one man can defeat Betty.
:38:18
When you girls are done kissing,
I"ve got some ass kicking for you !
:38:23
I have to avenge
my family !
:38:26
- [ Grunts ]
- Ohh !
:38:30
[ Grunting, Groaning ]
:38:35
[ Narrator ]
At that moment,
:38:37
the Chosen One learned
a valuable lesson about iron claws.
:38:41
- They hurt like crap, man !
- [ Screams ]
:38:46
Chosen One ! Oh !
:38:52
Shirt ripper !
:38:58
[ Narrator ]
Chosen One was clearly not ready.
:39:02
He should have listened
to that one-boobed chick.
:39:09
Hmm !
:39:12
[ Ling"s F} ather Groaning ]
Water... everywhere !
:39:16
Uuh ! All over me !
I"m... getting... wet !
:39:21
Uuh ! i'm falling !
You're falling !
:39:25
We"re falling !
:39:27
A whale !
:39:34
Mm-mm. Hmm.
Mmm, memento !
:39:41
Huuh, Chosen One,
I am sorry.
:39:45
[ Chosen One ]
i'll get you some help.
:39:47
[ Chosen One ]
i'll get you some help.
:39:52
[ Groaning ]
:39:55
Let me know if you see
a Radio Shack.