Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
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1:03:03
[ Echoing ]
Hello?

1:03:07
[ Chuckling ]
N-Now batting, Mike Piazza !

1:03:11
[ Electronic Rumbling ]
1:03:14
Whoa. Oh, s-sorry,
Evil Council.

1:03:17
I-It"s just echoey,
and I--

1:03:20
[ Low Rumbling ]
1:03:22
No, that-that
is not possible.

1:03:25
Not again.
He has to be dead.

1:03:28
- [ Rumbling ]
- No, no.

1:03:31
I can handle him,
1:03:33
but, of course,
welcome your assistance.

1:03:37
[ Loud Hissing ]
1:03:39
So he"s at the temple.
1:03:43
Thank you, Evil Council.
1:03:45
This guy is toast.
1:03:55
Tell me...
what you"re thinking.

1:03:58
Of how best
to deal with Betty.

1:04:03
But you"ve mastered
your technique.

1:04:06
You should be able
to beat him now.

1:04:09
I"m sorry?
1:04:12
But you mastered
your technique.

1:04:15
You should be able
to beat him now.

1:04:19
I got everything but the last part,
through "you should be able."

1:04:23
You should be able
to beat him now.

1:04:27
Perhaps, but wooden dummies
don"t fiight back.

1:04:30
While I"m ripping out the caps,
I"m completely defenseless.

1:04:34
For instance, the fiirst move
could be like this.

1:04:38
i could leap like a freak, then
throw in a back-snapping eel strike.

1:04:43
But he'd have
a clear shot at my ribs.

1:04:46
i could always pretend
i'm a bird.

1:04:51
But that would 'just look stupid
and leave my small,
sensitive balls completely exposed.

1:04:56
The best approach would be
to go for both caps at once.


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