Last Orders
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:11:01
...it's never gone anywhere, has it?
:11:07
Still ain't a car built yet
that can beat a jam, is there, Big Boy?

:11:13
Did Amy say why she ain't going and all?
:11:15
Makes no difference, does it?
Jack's none the wiser.

:11:18
I told Amy, if she wanted to scatter
the ashes in the cemetery garden...

:11:22
...he'd be none the wiser, either.
:11:24
-You an undertaker!
-You shouldn't judge.

:11:27
-Ashes is ashes.
-And best to do things prompt.

:11:30
-And wishes is wishes.
-How do we know he'll be none the wiser?

:11:34
Not that I would have been such a fool
as to make such a wish myself.

:11:37
Well, it weren't that specific.
:11:40
What wasn't specific?
:11:41
What he wrote. About his wishes.
:11:44
He didn't say that Amy had to do it,
he just said what he wanted done.

:11:48
Well, how do you know that?
:11:50
"To whom it may concern.
:11:50
"To whom it may concern.
:11:54
"Last orders.
:11:57
"...and my ashes taken forthwith...."
:12:00
This is all a bit formal for old Jack, ain't it?
:12:04
"From the end of Margate pier"?
:12:07
Margate?
:12:09
Suppose he thought he'd get there
in the end. One way or the other.

:12:12
When did he write it?
:12:15
It was a couple of days before.
:12:17
Well, why didn't he just tell you?
:12:19
I suppose he thought
that I'd think he was joking.

:12:21
I mean that way he makes it proper.
:12:27
Well, if you want to do it, Amy,
I'll take you.

:12:29
-What, in the old camper?
-Yeah, 'course.

:12:34
No.
:12:36
I can't do it, Ray.
:12:37
I mean, thank you, but...
:12:41
...I don't want to.
:12:43
It's a dying man's request, Amy.
:12:46
Would you do it, Ray?
:12:47
That way it gets done, doesn't it?
That way his last wish gets carried out.

:12:51
It only says,
"To whom it may concern" anyway.

:12:55
All right, I'll do it.
:12:57
Yeah, 'course I'll do it. What about Vince?

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