:02:00
We don't have to like it.
:02:02
You know,
it wouldn't kill you,
:02:03
to have some fun.
:02:04
I have fun.
:02:05
No, no, no.
You see, it's not fun
:02:06
ifyou have to pencil it in.
:02:07
Oh, I can't be spontaneous?
You don't know me.
:02:09
I know thatyou're up
for ajob at A.M. USA,
:02:11
and I know that
that fiits perfectly
:02:13
with your little
5-year plan, doesn't it?
:02:14
I don't have a plan.
:02:15
Yes, you do.
:02:16
You carefully construct
:02:18
every moment ofyour life
:02:19
to project the right image.
:02:21
No, I don't.
:02:22
Uh, yeah, actually,
Lanie, you do.
:02:25
[Sighs]
All right.
:02:28
This is what we're
going to do here.
:02:30
All right? We're going
to start on the sign,
:02:31
I'm going to work myway
through the crowd
:02:33
and then end up on you.
:02:34
Well, I like the last part.
:02:35
The ''you'' part?
:02:36
Yes, well, I am the one
telling the story.
:02:37
Haveyou ever heard
the expression,
:02:38
a picture is worth
a thousand words?
:02:40
That'sjust for people likeyou
:02:41
who don't know a thousand words.
:02:42
Hey, well, I know 2,
:02:43
and the fiirst one
begins with an ''F.''
:02:44
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
:02:45
We got a story to do here.
:02:46
All right?
:02:49
Ahem.
:02:50
Thankyou, Lanie.
:02:51
Give me that microphone.
:02:52
Mm-hmm.
:02:58
OK. Ready?
:03:00
Yeah.
:03:06
It's not a toy.
:03:07
Thankyou.
:03:09
All right.
Everybody ready?
:03:11
Man: Oh, yeah.
:03:19
All right, yeah,
we got speed.
:03:21
OK, Lanie,
:03:22
wheneveryou're ready,
we got speed.
:03:26
[High-pitched Voice]
I'm Lanie Kerrigan,
:03:27
in front of
Giggles Comedy Club--
:03:29
[Crowd Laughing]
:03:31
Why don'tyou take over?
:03:32
Areyou serious?
:03:33
Knockyourselfout.
:03:35
[High-pitched Voice]
Ha ha ha. All right!
:03:36
Howyou doing, Seattle?
Howyou doing?
:03:38
You happy?
:03:39
Defiine happiness.
:03:40
Your death.
:03:42
She wants me.
:03:44
[Sighs]
Oh, man, you're in trouble.
:03:46
[Laughs]
:03:47
He is completely unprofessional.
:03:49
He turned my piece
into ajoke.
:03:51
It was about a comedy club.
:03:52
I can't workwith him.
:03:53
Look, from what I understand,
:03:54
the piece is fantastic,
:03:56
and you look great.
:03:57
Well, isn't that
whyyou asked for me?
:03:59
I didn't ask foryou.