:04:06
Tonight at 8:00,
the Seahawks and Broncos.
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Who's going to win?
One man knows.
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Let's see ifhe's telling.
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ProphetJack,
noted street savant,
:04:16
and a little local flavor
:04:17
in a town that could
use a little more.
:04:19
Jack, what's with the crate?
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I come from
a long line ofprophets.
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Anchorites.
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My pedestal elevates me closer
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to the voice ofGod,
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allowing me to heal
the huddled masses
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with myvisions.
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Why is it always
the huddled masses?
:04:38
Do we huddle?
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Well, I'll tell you who does.
:04:41
The Seattle Seahawks.
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Nice segue.
:04:43
Jack, tonight the Hawks
are on a special
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Thursday-night edition
offootball,
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and they're playing
the 3-0 Broncos.
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Tell us,Jack,
is it fiinally Denver's year,
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or are the Hawks
going to open up
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a big old can
ofbutt whupping?
:04:56
The Seahawks will win, 1 9-1 3.
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Yeah? Well, don't be
joking now,Jack.
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You'll break our little hearts.
:05:05
Prophets don'tjoke.
:05:08
OK. Any other hot tips?
:05:13
Tomorrow morning,
it's going to hail.
:05:15
Well, the local
meteorologist said
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we'll have more
blue skies tomorrow.
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You-- You sureyou don't want
:05:20
to tweak that frequency
a little,Jack?
:05:22
How old areyou now?
Maybeyou're not, you know,
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hearing the old voice
ofGod so good anymore, hmm?
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I hear it.
I hear it loud and clear.
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OK, well,
you heard him, folks.
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The Seahawks are going to win,
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and tomorrow,
it's going to hail.
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And next Thursday,
you're going to die.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't ask for the power.
:05:50
IfI fiind out
you were up to this,
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I will never speak
toyou as long as I live.
:05:55
Yeah, and that would be what?
About a week or so?
:05:57
Tonight, Seahawks
over the Broncos by 6.