:01:00
##He got the scoop,
that's what you done ##
:01:02
##And the crowd goes wild ##
:01:03
##Hand a double-O-P,
said crank it up ##
:01:05
##Shoot it up ##
:01:07
##Hand a double-O-P,
come on, come on ##
:01:09
##Shoot it, shoot it ##
:01:10
## Gonna listen to
the whole light eight ##
:01:11
##I know we're facin'
a 3-point situation ##
:01:14
## With the face of time
and with the game on the line ##
:01:16
## Go for a free throw,
the championship's mine ##
:01:18
## Take it to the hole,
let me do my duty ##
:01:19
##Perfect swish ##
:01:25
Hey, punk.
:01:27
I been thinkin'...
:01:29
You been thinkin'?
That's a change of pace.
:01:31
Got a pretty big mouth
for someone so...
:01:33
- Don't say it.
- So short.
:01:34
He ain't short!
:01:35
I'm not short.
I'm just height-challenged.
:01:37
What's height-challenged?
:01:38
Better than bein' brain-challenged.
:01:39
You wanna back that
big mouth up of yours
:01:41
and play me one-on-one
for your jersey?
:01:42
Ox, leave him alone!
:01:44
What's the matter, Calvin?
:01:45
Don't push Murph, man.
:01:46
Would you guys just stop this?
:01:48
Calvin, let's just go.
:01:49
No, no.
Let me handle this.
:01:50
Exactly how are you
gonna handle this?
:01:52
Listen, if I say no...
:01:54
He beats you up.
:01:56
OK. Now, if I say yes...
:01:58
He still beats you up.
:01:59
And you'll lose your jersey.
:02:01
Listen...
:02:02
I can take him.
:02:04
I mean, Kobe wouldn't back down
from no challenge.
:02:07
Allen Iverson wouldn't back down
from no challenge.
:02:09
And MichaelJordan sure as heck
is not backin' down from no challenge,
:02:12
And neither is Calvin Cambridge.
:02:14
E-Excuse me.
:02:17
Take a number, Ox,
:02:18
'cause you're about to be served.
:02:31
[Kids Laughing]
:02:36
Theyjust don't
make these things
:02:38
for...normal-sized people,
you know?
:02:41
That's gotta hurt.
:02:43
Go on ahead and laugh
if you want,
:02:45
but you guys won't be laughing
when I get 5 new jerseys
:02:47
from the family
who's gonna adopt me.
:02:48
You ain't gettin' adopted.
:02:50
Yes, I will,
'cause I have a destiny.
:02:52
All orphans are special.
All orphans have destinies.
:02:55
Maybe in books,
but you wanna name a real one?
:02:57
Moses.
:02:59
[Kids Laugh]