1:00:01
My best friend Murph,
he's mad at me.
1:00:03
Bittleman lied to me.
1:00:04
He set up the worst parents
in orphan history
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to come meet with me.
1:00:09
And then, on top of that,
1:00:10
I have a geometry test tomorrow,
and I hate geometry.
1:00:13
Mmm.
All right, well, listen,
1:00:15
I'm sure the right parents
are gonna show up for you, OK?
1:00:18
It's just a question of time,
so you gotta have a little faith.
1:00:20
All right?
But in the meantime...
1:00:26
call your boy Murph.
1:00:27
- Right now?
- Right now, yes.
1:00:29
Good friends are hard to come by,
1:00:30
so you gotta keep things
straight with 'em.
1:00:32
You have your geometry work with you?
1:00:34
Yeah.
1:00:35
You know a little somethin'
about geometry?
1:00:38
[Chuckles]
Do I know about geometry?
1:00:40
Ha ha ha!
Do I know about geometry?
1:00:46
Take-Take your time on that call,
1:00:48
and, um, meet me outside.
1:00:50
I gotta...
I know geometry, but let me...
1:01:00
OK, now, the key
to the whole geometry thing
1:01:02
and gettin' the hang of these triangles
is to super-size them.
1:01:05
- Super-size?
- Super-size.
1:01:07
You painted your house.
1:01:08
All right, look. Tell me
what triangle this is right here.
1:01:10
All right, look. Tell me
what triangle this is right here.
1:01:10
Um...
1:01:12
I'm not familiar with this one.
I don't know.
1:01:14
All right.
Let me give you a hint.
1:01:15
So you got MJ over there
1:01:16
posting up
a small point guard, right?
1:01:17
You got Rodman over there
1:01:19
on the other side of the court
with his hair.
1:01:20
Now Pippin comes
to screen for Michael.
1:01:21
So what do you got?
1:01:23
Well, this is the Bulls'
triangle offense, right?
1:01:25
Right.
1:01:26
We're just givin' room
for Michael to isolate.
1:01:28
Isolate. Isosceles.
An isosceles triangle.
1:01:32
Exactly.
1:01:33
The Lakers use this triangle offense.
1:01:35
This triangle has equal sides
for Kobe and Shaq.
1:01:38
Equal sides. OK.
This is an equilateral triangle.
1:01:42
There you go.
See, you're gettin' it.
1:01:43
You're gettin' it.
OK. OK.
1:01:45
Uh, I got this.
1:01:46
You got this one?
1:01:47
- OK, now this is us.
- Uh-huh.
1:01:48
And you know the type
of triangle offense we use
1:01:50
is the acute offense...
well, the acute triangle offense.
1:01:53
- OK.
- That's because
1:01:54
Calvin Cambridge is so damn cute.
1:01:56
Oh, man, give me a break.
I'm the cute one.
1:01:57
- No, I am.
- No, see.
1:01:58
Look at the picture.
I'm the cute one.
1:01:59
- No.
- OK, go ahead. Fine.