Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:09:01
I said. "Fuck it. I got to come out
and tell my own story."

:09:04
I ain't waitin' for the
E! True Hollywood Story to tell my shit.

:09:09
You know what I mean?
:09:10
Fuck that.
I got to tell my own shit.

:09:13
I see you. Baby.
Hey. How you doin'?

:09:16
Yeah. Hello. The ladies just screamin'
like a motherfucker.

:09:20
Yeah. Thank you.
I know.

:09:22
But if you want to scream.
please send your panties up here. Okay?

:09:25
Just put your number
on your panties...

:09:27
and I'll get back
according to the smell.

:09:33
Before I left the hotel. I was watching
something on TV... this lady.

:09:37
I'm gonna say. If you smoke.
please be careful...

:09:40
'cause I saw this lady on TV
had a hole in her neck.

:09:42
It was real bad.
Anybody see that shit?

:09:45
She was smoking the cigarette
with her neck. And she's. Like...

:09:48
And blowing the O's and shit
with her neck.

:09:51
Did anybody see that?
Please be careful if you smoke.

:09:54
'Cause that lady had a hole in her neck.
You could see food falling.

:09:59
When she eat. You could see string beans
and pudding and all that shit.

:10:03
You know?
I bet her breath don't stink.

:10:06
Her neck probably fuckin' stink.
huh. Man?

:10:09
You just put a fuckin' Altoid
in her neck and shit.

:10:12
If she choke on something. You ain't
gotta worry about the Heimlich.

:10:15
You just go right in the neck.
Got that.

:10:17
Yeah. A piece of gristle. Baby.
That's all that was. A piece of gristle.

:10:22
You got to love a woman
with a hole in her neck. Fellas. You do.

:10:25
Take her out to eat and shit.
Got a hole in her fuckin' neck.

:10:28
But you get mad. "Look. Goddamn it.
Look at your neck.

:10:31
What have you got to fuckin' come to
the restaurant with your neck all out?

:10:35
Got the fuckin' maƮtre d'
looking at ya. Shit. Goddamn.

:10:38
Oh. You couldn't put on
a turtleneck or nothin' tonight?

:10:41
Couldn't put no mock neck on?
None of that shit?"

:10:46
They say this lady got a man.
I know they be doing some freaky shit.

:10:49
I know he come home.
"Baby...

:10:51
I want to do something
a little different tonight.

:10:55
Let me put my dick
in your neck.

:10:58
Oh. That's some good neck there.
That's some good neck there.


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