Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:18:02
We runnin' through the motherfucker
with helicopters chasing us and shit.

:18:06
Go to commercial. Come back.
We still runnin' and shit.

:18:09
Runnin' like a motherfucker.
:18:11
You know. Just runnin'
in the fuckin' street. Man.

:18:13
But one thing I noticed
on Cops... Is it me?

:18:16
But white people get away
with a lot of shit with the cops.

:18:21
They talk to the cop.
They talk back like a motherfucker.

:18:23
They cuss their ass out. "What the fuck
did you pull me over for?

:18:27
I don't give a shit. I want to know
what did you pull me over for.

:18:32
I didn't fuckin' do nothin'. Asshole.
You fuckin' asshole. You're an asshole.

:18:37
You're an asshole.
and you're a dick. Yes.

:18:40
Fuck that. Man.
You don't pull me over for nothin'.

:18:42
Yeah. I know I was speeding.
ya fuck. I'm in a rush.

:18:46
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're an asshole.

:18:50
And fuck you.
You're an asshole.

:18:52
And you're a dick. You know what.
why don't you put your dick in your ass?

:18:56
Fuck you. Fuck you.
My dad's gonna have your ass.

:19:02
There goes your $5 million
donation. You fuck.

:19:07
See your ass in court. Buddy."
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They cuss the cops out
like a motherfucker.

:19:14
Black people. We don't
do that shit no more.

:19:16
Ever since that Rodney King
ass-whupping. We shut the fuck up.

:19:19
'Cause you never know if that shit's
gonna be us on TV tomorrow on tape.

:19:23
They pull us over. We...
"What's the problem. Officer?

:19:27
Yes. Was I what?
I was speedin'? Damn.

:19:30
Where's the light? I didn't even
see me go through the light. Damn it.

:19:34
Look here. Would you
give me a ticket?

:19:36
Yeah. Yeah.
'Cause I got to learn.

:19:39
I got to fuckin' learn. You know.
:19:42
Let me give you my full name.
my middle name.

:19:44
Let me spell that for you and stuff."
:19:48
We only that nice 'cause we know
we got some shit under the seat.

:19:52
Who knows what that is?
But...

:19:55
Latinos. They act like
they ain't from this country.

:19:58
They don't speak their English
when they get pulled over...


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