Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:33:00
If they're showing off.
that's when you whup their ass.

:33:02
Hey. Iook. I got a lot of ass-whuppings.
and look at me now.

:33:09
But you gotta... If they're showing off.
you gotta tear their ass up.

:33:11
You can't even be
trippin' on that.

:33:14
You gotta do
what you gotta do.

:33:16
I understand
what the law's saying.

:33:18
You can't be in the street fighting them
like you're in a real fight.

:33:21
Talkin' about.
"Come on. Fuck that.

:33:24
You're gonna eat
your Rice Krispies.

:33:27
You're gonna eat
your Rice Krispies."

:33:29
I understand that shit.
But you know what you gotta do?

:33:33
You gotta learn how to hit 'em quick
and then walk 'em to the car.

:33:36
You gotta...
:33:39
Then walk 'em to the car.
:33:43
"Hi. Officer. Yeah.
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Oh. No. Just out taking
a stroll. That's all.

:33:48
Yeah. Okeydokey.
:33:50
Get your ass in there!"
:33:52
You're driving and shit.
hit him with the seat buckle.

:33:56
"Shut up!
Never fuckin' embarrass me in public.

:33:59
You like to got my ass arrested.
I'll fuck you up!"

:34:05
Shit. That's why
you gotta get 'em.

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You gotta scare them.
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They could be babies.
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Little infants. Little newborns.
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You gotta let 'em know.
Instill that fear that you the parent.

:34:18
You gotta instill
that shit in them!

:34:20
You go to their motherfucking crib
and wake their ass up.

:34:23
"What's up. You little motherfucker?
What's up?

:34:26
Wake your little ass up.
little nigger.

:34:28
Let me tell you something.
This Daddy here. Motherfucker.

:34:30
You ever raise up on me. I will knock
your motherfucking ass the fuck out!

:34:34
Don't play with me!
This Daddy. Nigger!"

:34:42
You gotta catch 'em when
they're coming out the pussy.

:34:44
"What up.
you little motherfucker?

:34:49
This Daddy. Nigger!
This Da...

:34:52
Get your little ass here!
Get off...

:34:54
Get off the umbilical cord!
Get the fuck off!

:34:56
Let me tell you something. I will
knock your motherfucking ass out!


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