Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:42:05
Fuck that.
:42:07
Man. You can't get no titty
for that long. A year. Whatever. Man?

:42:10
That's hard.
'cause I'm a titty man.

:42:12
Ooh. I love the titty.
:42:14
Mm-hmm. It's all right to applaud
the titties. It's all right.

:42:18
I don't give a fuck
what size the titties are.

:42:20
They could be big titties.
Just give me a day to work on them.

:42:24
'Cause I like to
detail a titty real nice.

:42:26
You know what I mean?
Oh. I like titties.

:42:28
Big titties. Small titties...
:42:30
big nipple titties
or small nipple titties.

:42:34
You know.
it can't just be a nipple.

:42:39
Okay? Cause I don't want to feel like
I'm kissing on Earl or shit like that.

:42:44
But there gotta be a little cushion
up under that nip.

:42:47
Just a little cushion up under the nip.
then we be all right.

:42:51
I don't give a damn.
They could be saggy titties...

:42:53
titties that hang to this side...
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titties that hang to that side...
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titties that hang over
the fucking back.

:43:00
The ones that get smushy
when you put your finger in 'em...

:43:03
and you take your hand off. They still
got fingerprints in the motherfucker.

:43:09
Stretch mark titties.
I don't give a damn.

:43:11
I lick between the lines.
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Like a stamp.
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I likes a titty.
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And when you can't get that titty.
you miss it...

:43:25
'cause the baby
got the titty on lockdown.

:43:27
Baby at home...
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And you see your wife
or your lady laying in the bed.

:43:33
You see the baby on one titty and you...
"Damn. Why can't I get some of the tit?"

:43:37
You know there's an extra titty.
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You're like.
"I want some. I want some."

:43:42
You try to ease over there. Get
a little lick of the titty that's open.

:43:45
"No. Don't do that!"
"Shit. It's a free titty."

:43:48
"Don't do that!
It's for the baby.

:43:50
I gotta switch the baby over."
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You're looking. Like. "Damn!"
You try to make up excuses.

:43:56
"Shit. I got stronger jaws. I'm trying
to help suck the milk up for the baby."


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