Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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I'm not married no more. We got
a divorce. It just didn't work out.

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But it's hard...
You know. When you...

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When you say. "I will marry you"
or "Will you marry me?"

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that's like saying.
"Oh. Shit!"

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That's why they line you up
like fighters and shit.

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And guys be looking
at each other. Going...

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"You know. When I finish
announcing these vows...

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come out swingin'
like a motherfucker...

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'cause it's gonna be
a barn burner."

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But all this shit happens at first.
getting ready for the ceremony.

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And then you gotta
fill out paperwork...

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like if you feel as though
you have something...

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that you want to be exclusively yours.
you gotta fill out IOU's.

:45:44
I'm sorry.
I meant "prenuptials."

:45:48
That's some hard shit. To tell
somebody that you love 'em...

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and then the prenuptial comes into play.
but I guess it is what it is.

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But a person will do that.
"You know. I love you.

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"We about to do
this thing. Girl.

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Yeah. Yeah.
We about to get married.

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I'm so proud of you.
So glad we can make this happen.

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Yeah. You know. What
excites me about this...

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is that. For the rest of our lives.
we're gonna be together.

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And. You know. That can't
be changed. You know.

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And your world. You know.
is gonna be joined with my world.

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My world joined
with your world.

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And that's a beautiful thing.
We're gonna have one big world.

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That's right.
That's right.

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That's right.
I love you too. Yeah.

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I need you to fill out
this paper that say...

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Yeah. I just need you
to sign this here.

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It say if your world
fuck up my world. Okay...

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you don't get shit
out of my world. Okay?

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You just go the fuck on back
to your world."

:46:48
That's a hard thing to do
with them prenups and stuff.

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Let me ask you a question.
Do you believe in the prenuptials?

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Okay. Wow!
Y'all believe in that.


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