Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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Wow. Who don't believe in it?
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Overruled. Overruled!
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I see you say. "Uh-uh."
You don't believe in that.

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That's cool. That's cool 'cause
you believe that if it's love...

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let it be pure
and just roll with that...

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and let the heart take over
and see what happens.

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That's a beautiful thing.
That's a beautiful thing.

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So let me ask you...
This is hypothetically speaking here.

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Let's say we was getting married
or some shit. Right?

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This is hypothetical. Okay?
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And coming into the marriage.
going in...

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I got 400 million.
let's say.

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And that's what
I'm coming in with...

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and... you comin' in with a bag.
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You still think you should
get some of that 400 mil?

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- Half and half.
- Yeah. You be leaving.

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"Damn. That's fucked up.
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You could put something
in this bag."

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I guess I can't answer that.
I guess to each his own.

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Fellas. I don't know.
I ain't no doctor.

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I ain't no psychologist.
But I'm gonna tell you like this.

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If a woman tell you she a virgin
and you gettin' ready to marry her...

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test that pussy out
before you marry her.

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That's just the way it goes.
Don't do it.

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Don't get into it.
and then it ain't what you want.

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You never know.
You gotta test that pussy out.

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'Cause if you marry 'em
and then get it...

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and wind up falling in the pussy.
you'd be. "Oh. Shit!"

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You'd be in the land of Oz
out that motherfucker.

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"Where the fuck am I?
Is this fallopian? Is this fallopian?"

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So you gotta test it out.
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It's just like you test-drive
a car or something.

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You take a car around the corner.
bring it back to the dealer...

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"Naw. I ain't gonna be able
to get this. Cuz.

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Yeah. Naw. Naw. Naw. Naw.
Fuck that. Dude.

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The wheels. They don't rotate right
on this motherfucker."

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Test it out. If you don't check
before you get married. Fuck around...

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wind up marrying
a hermaphrodite.


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