Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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That's right. You thought
that was a big-ass clit.

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Turned out to be a dick.
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Now you fucked up.
You're..."Oh. Shit."

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Can't talk to your boys and shit.
"What's up. Dog?"

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"I married somebody with a fuckin' dick
I thought was a clit."

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You don't want to do that.
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Clit so big.
it looked like a thumb.

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So check it out.
Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

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Ladies. The same with you.
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Don't marry no man that you
don't know what you gettin'.

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Yeah. You gotta marry that man.
you gonna know what you gettin'.

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'Cause if not.
you marry him and don't know...

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you gonna be a bitter housewife on the
phone with your girlfriend. Crying...

:49:45
"You ain't gonna believe
this shit. Girl.

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Damn it. You ain't gonna
believe this shit. Girl!

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This motherfucker
can't do nothin'. Girl.

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The best thing about it
was the ceremony. Girl.

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Ah. Shit!
He noodle dick. Girl."

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You don't want
to go through that.

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That's why what you do...
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you tell the man...
You grab him. Iook at it.

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Look at the dick.
Grab it in your hand. Look at it.

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You know what I mean?
Hold it. Become the dick.

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And look at it.
Look on the head.

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Look on the sides.
Look up under the balls.

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Look at it and ask questions.
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"What's those two bumps
right there?

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What's those two bumps
on your helmet?

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Well. Have you tried putting
Mercurochrome on that?

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No. You haven't. Huh?
Okay.

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Why you got a boil
up under your balls?

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That is a boil. Okay?
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That is not a hair bump.
That is a boil.


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