Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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Uh-huh.
Okay. Hold up. Wait.

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Fuck this.
Hold on. Wait.

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Okay. Now you got a boil...
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two balls and two bumps?
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Uh-uh. I ain't gonna be
able to do it.

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No. I ain't gonna
be able to do it.

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I am not marrying
no Nutty Buddy.

:51:30
I'm not gonna be able to do it.
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That is too many bumps
on one dick. Uh-uh.

:51:36
Dick look like a Crunch Bar.
I'm sorry. I just...

:51:39
I can't do it. I won't do it.
I just won't."

:51:49
Talk and communicate...
so you know these things.

:51:54
And so you check... You know what
you're getting and you can be happy.

:51:58
Make him get butt naked.
Tell your man. "Butt naked."

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Tell him to line up right.
Look at him.

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Make sure the dick
is in line right.

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Make sure it's straight.
Make sure. Okay?

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If you don't do that. You'll wind
up marrying a motherfucker...

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with a hook in his dick.
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Gotta fuck you like this.
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You don't want that.
You don't need that pressure.

:52:34
You should not have to go around
the corner every time he wants to fuck.

:52:40
"It's just better for my balance.
I got you. You feel me now?

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You feel me now. Don't you?
You feel me?"

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Chasing you
around the room and shit.

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So please. Check all those things.
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And then when you're ready
to get married. You get married.

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And you're ready
for the ceremony.


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