Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:02:00
I don't like you...
1:02:02
and you don't like me. Okay?
1:02:05
I'm taking karate every day!
1:02:09
I'm taking kung fu.
1:02:11
I'm taking jujitsu.
1:02:13
I'm taking all the martial arts.
1:02:15
I'm trying to master that shit...
1:02:17
so I can figure out how to
choke the fucking life out your ass...

1:02:22
without them tracing it
back to forensics...

1:02:25
you big bitch. You.
1:02:32
You know what?
1:02:36
Let me put this drink down
before I say some shit I shouldn't say."

1:02:50
Wow. But you know the ladies ain't
gonna let you get away with that shit.

1:02:54
You gonna pay the price for that.
You know what I mean?

1:02:58
'Cause she will wake your ass up.
cuss you out..."Fuck you! Get your ass up!"

1:03:02
You wake up and you don't even know
why you're up or what happened.

1:03:05
"What's the problem?" "You know what
the problem is. You dirty bastard!

1:03:10
I got big 'cause I don't
want your ass. Motherfucker.

1:03:13
You're so ugly.
you look like we got a dog.

1:03:16
That's what the neighbors think.
you bastard."

1:03:19
They get angry.
1:03:20
They will take it in. And they will be quiet
and let you talk shit and all that...

1:03:25
but they getting you back.
1:03:27
If you ever wake up sore...
I mean. Really fucked up. Hurtin'...

1:03:30
nine times out of ten you got
your ass whupped in your sleep.

1:03:35
And the only reason why you didn't
wake up is 'cause you was out.

1:03:39
That liquor had your ass out.
1:03:41
They running through
the motherfuckin' house...


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